So it turns out that, despite it working fine when compiled, GDevelop does not export nicely. I'm planning to move to an entirely different program, but learning it will take time that I don't have right now. So for now, the project is on hold.

Demo for new game coming up. Going to have actual thought, work, effort, etc. put into it, unlike the other joke games that were released prior.

The demo is going to be instrumental in gathering feedback and gauging interest in the project. It likely won't reflect the final work and is more of a proof-of-concept.